Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Adam's Obsession!

Lets recall the existence of Woman on this planet! Its quite interesting though and every guy would agree with me on this one reasoning in true colors. Well history reveals us that GOD created the galaxies, solar system, flora & fauna forms and took rest on the 7th day after creating Adam on earth. And he befriended animals and wandered around the planet freely and happily. But he has no one to speak with and GOD was only one he could talk and share his thoughts. Such a hackneyed life though and Adam requested to let him have someone whom he could talk to and get himself entertained in his absence. God understood his intentions and created Eve(the beautiful lady) out of his bone & sand .

And so guys what did you figure out till now?  Girls are to entertain guys and only then their moral will be fulfilled. So never go behind a girl even though the Sex Ratio is less than 1. Let me explain you why you should abandon such moves! All sins and great wars were done because of  WOMEN . For instance, the first sin made by Adam is purported by Eve against GOD word, so began the cavalcade of miseries across centuries. From Mahabharat  to Battle of Troy all major battles were fought by brave men because of women's lust. So try to comprehend the abstruse stuff i put up here to educate brothers like you!!!

 So next time you come across a spinster, try to stay a mile away from her to protect your sanity! To further make you understand, imagine Girls to be JK Rowling "Dementors" who suck the happiness out of you and leave behind sad memories . The longer you stay around them, the more awkward and pathetic you feel bout yourself! So gear up and find the next cab to jump in to disappear from her sight. Hope this helps and much more to come soon .. Keep waiting !

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